So excited, I’m already getting birthday cards.

So excited, I’m already getting birthday cards.

We always extend help, but never get it back. Go at it alone and you shall prosper. (P.S. This song is siiiiiick)

My Outlook On Success

Sometimes people try, sometimes people fail, that’s life. I’ve noticed a pattern when I prevail and I’m sure it’s the same for most people; I always succeed when failure isn’t an option.

If there is a situation where something ‘should’ be done, it might get done. If a scenario arises that I ‘want’ something to happen, it might. BUT, in the rare instances where it has to be done, I never fail because failure isn’t an option.

Right now, failure isn’t an option so I am out finding ways to make the world see things my way, to grant me success.

I wish I was a little bit taller. (Yeah, you fucking love this shit don’t you?)

I wish I was a little bit taller. (Yeah, you fucking love this shit don’t you?)

Best Worst Advice

This site is fucking awesome because I contribute. I am also awesome because it contributes to me.

This can’t be life.

People bug me all of the time to get a blog and I finally gave in. Seriously, this can’t be life. I have a hard enough time coming up with senseless posts and information to fill 140 characters on Twitter, better yet an entire site dedicated to organizing my demented thoughts and outrageous views in longer posts.


Lets see how long this lasts. My guess is not very, but then again, I have a very addictive personality (ask the people at the bowling alley, the casino, and the bar.)

Who cares if I make a typo? My multitasking consists of typing and being fucking awesome. It’s a hard balance.
So excited, I’m already getting birthday cards.

So excited, I’m already getting birthday cards.

We always extend help, but never get it back. Go at it alone and you shall prosper. (P.S. This song is siiiiiick)

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Hip-hop anatomy

@YourFavWhiteGuy

My Outlook On Success

Sometimes people try, sometimes people fail, that’s life. I’ve noticed a pattern when I prevail and I’m sure it’s the same for most people; I always succeed when failure isn’t an option.

If there is a situation where something ‘should’ be done, it might get done. If a scenario arises that I ‘want’ something to happen, it might. BUT, in the rare instances where it has to be done, I never fail because failure isn’t an option.

Right now, failure isn’t an option so I am out finding ways to make the world see things my way, to grant me success.

I wish I was a little bit taller. (Yeah, you fucking love this shit don’t you?)

I wish I was a little bit taller. (Yeah, you fucking love this shit don’t you?)

Best Worst Advice

This site is fucking awesome because I contribute. I am also awesome because it contributes to me.

This can’t be life.

People bug me all of the time to get a blog and I finally gave in. Seriously, this can’t be life. I have a hard enough time coming up with senseless posts and information to fill 140 characters on Twitter, better yet an entire site dedicated to organizing my demented thoughts and outrageous views in longer posts.


Lets see how long this lasts. My guess is not very, but then again, I have a very addictive personality (ask the people at the bowling alley, the casino, and the bar.)

Who cares if I make a typo? My multitasking consists of typing and being fucking awesome. It’s a hard balance.
Boo!

Boo!

My Outlook On Success
This can’t be life.
"Who cares if I make a typo? My multitasking consists of typing and being fucking awesome. It’s a hard balance."

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